We’ve finally made it… week 0 of the CFB season! To celebrate, I’ve taken the opportunity to rank all 133 FBS mascots in a list of who would win in a fight. College football is not only about thrilling games and intense rivalries—it’s also about the vibrant personalities that represent each team. Mascots, those lovable and spirited creatures, have become an integral part of the gameday experience. But have you ever wondered what would happen if these mascots faced off in an ultimate showdown? While I have explanations on each mascot’s ranking, it’s much more fun to post this list without any kind of context or explanation. So lace up your imaginary gloves, put on your mascot heads like Lee Corso, and get ready for a wild ride through the land of mascots!
- Tulsa Golden Hurricane
- Miami Hurricanes
- Iowa State Cyclones
- Tulane Green Wave
- Toledo Rockets
- UAB Blazers
- Alabama Crimson Tide
- Michigan State Spartans
- San Jose State Spartans
- USC Trojans
- Troy Trojans
- Army Black Knights
- Rutgers Scarlet Knights
- UCF Knights
- Stanford Cardinal
- Arizona State Sun Devils
- Duke Blue Devils
- Purdue Boilermakers
- San Diego State Aztecs
- Hawaii Rainbow Warriors
- Florida State Seminoles
- Central Michigan Chippewas
- Wyoming Cowboys
- Oklahoma State Cowboys
- Virginia Cavaliers
- Mid Tennessee State Blue Raiders
- Texas Tech Red Raiders
- East Carolina Pirates
- Ole Miss Rebels
- UNLV Rebels
- UMass Minutemen
- Vanderbilt Commodores
- Appalachian State Mountaineers
- West Virginia Mountaineers
- Wake Forest Demon Deacons
- Illinois Fighting Illini
- Charlotte 49ers
- UTEP Miners
- Nebraska Cornhuskers
- New Mexico State Aggies
- Texas A&M Aggies
- New Mexico Lobos
- Utah Utes
- LSU Tigers
- Auburn Tigers
- Missouri Tigers
- Clemson Tigers
- Memphis Tigers
- UCLA Bruins
- California Golden Bears
- Baylor Bears
- NC State Wolfpack
- Nevada Wolfpack
- Pittsburgh Panthers
- Georgia State Panthers
- Florida International Panthers
- Florida Gators
- Marshall Thundering Herd
- Colorado Buffaloes
- Utah State Aggies
- USF Bulls
- Buffalo Bulls
- Texas Longhorns
- SMU Mustangs
- Western Michigan Broncos
- Boise State Broncos
- Sam Houston Bearkats
- Penn State Nittany Lions
- South Alabama Jaguars
- BYU Cougars
- Houston Cougars
- Washington State Cougars
- Kansas State Wildcats
- Arizona Wildcats
- Kentucky Wildcats
- Northwestern Wildcats
- Cincinnati Bearcats
- Ohio Bobcats
- Texas State Bobcats
- Michigan Wolverines
- Wisconsin Badgers
- Arkansas State Red Wolves
- Arkansas Razorbacks
- Oklahoma Sooners
- Western Kentucky Hilltoppers
- Old Dominion Monarchs
- James Madison Dukes
- Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns
- Tennessee Volunteers
- Indiana Hoosiers
- Colorado State Rams
- North Carolina Tarheels
- Liberty Flames
- Boston College Eagles
- Southern Miss Golden Eagles
- Georgia Southern Eagles
- Eastern Michigan Eagles
- Notre Dame Fighting Irish
- UConn Huskies
- Northern Illinois Huskies
- Washington Huskies
- Oregon State Beavers
- North Texas Mean Green
- Bowling Green Falcons
- Air Force Falcons
- Miami (OH) Redhawks
- UL Monroe Warhawks
- Iowa Hawkeyes
- Navy Midshipmen
- Florida Atlantic Owls
- Temple Owls
- Rice Owls
- South Carolina Gamecocks
- Jacksonville State Gamecocks
- Fresno State Bulldogs
- Louisiana Tech Bulldogs
- Mississippi State Bulldogs
- Georgia Bulldogs
- Virginia Tech Hokies
- Coastal Carolina Chanticleers
- Kent State Flashes
- UTSA Roadrunners
- Kansas Jayhawks
- Oregon Ducks
- Louisville Cardinals
- Ball State Cardinals
- Maryland Terps
- TCU Horned Frogs
- Ohio State Buckeyes
- Akron Zips
- Minnesota Golden Gophers
- Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
- Syracuse Orange
